Monday, July 20, 2009
Well, I've sold the paper to the Chinese.
As the longtime publisher of this news-paper, it is my duty and unrestrained pleasure to announce to you spittle-soaked readers that I have sold The Onion and all of its various holdings to a syndicate of industrious China-men from the deepest heart of the Orient.
The Onion | The Onion sells out to China
Yu Wan Mei offers a humbling variety of specialty products for every conceivable use and manner of consumption. It is true, sensible and levelheaded customers cannot resist the safety and reliability of our full range of quality goods and foodstuffs.
Yu Wan Mei | Amalgamated Salvage Fisheries And Polymer Injection Corporation, New Owner of The Onion